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Welcome to Book Club

Welcome to Book Club. Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Including books.


Fight Club film poster. Admit it: You saw the film before you read the book. You probably don't even know there is a book.


The first rule of Book Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT BOOK CLUB!
The second rule of Book Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT BOOK CLUB! You'll get teased.
The third rule of Book Club is: No condensed versions.
The fourth rule of Book Club is: Only 2 guys to a book. That's the maximum, and obviously it could be 2 persons of any gender matched in any combination of 1 or 2 persons to a book.
The fifth rule of Book Club is: One book at a time, fellas.
The sixth rule of Book Club is: No shirts, no shoes, no Kindle or e-book reader of any other variety. You're supposed to kick back with a Martini cocktail, or if you are a teetollar, a relaxing cup of tea or an invigorat…